Alyster Dark's Lost Corner

1. Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
2. If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a TV.

3. Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?

4. We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.

5. Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.

6. We don't ride with vampires.

7. I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.

8. Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

9. I'll pray I never need to call you.

10. Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you. (I don't know how ... *snickers*)