Alyster Dark's Lost Corner

David's Secret Diary

 

Author's note:

 

I have to credit Sarah aka Star who wrote the first and wonderful Lost Boys' secret diaries and who gave me the inspiration to write this humoristic slice of David's life.

 

Don't get me wrong, I want to respect the characters. I'm not saying here below that David, Michael and Paul are gay. I just wondered how  it would have been if Paul's blood was in the bootle. No spirit, this is a joke, written for fun.

 

Disclaimer:

 

All publicly recognisable characters, settings, etc... are the property of their respective owners. The boys do not belong to me, unfortunately. The plot is my property. I'm in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 

Warnings:

 

Like the book and the film that inspired my writings, this story is rated R and contains blood play, character's death and violence.

 

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Monday

 

Feeling: sick.

 

Played on the Merry-go-round and sucked blood from a big policeman just after.
Feel nauseous now.

 

Star’s annoying me with her “why don’t you quit smoking? You smell like a tobacco factory!”
Don’t really mind of what I smell like, actually.

 

Need to puke.

 

Tuesday

 

Felling: clumsy.

 

Had a fucking bad night. Dropped the bottle this evening, spitting up blood on my clothes and armchair.
Will have to re-fill it soon, have a turning tomorrow night.

Went to Max’ store but he told us not to come in there anymore. Would love to kill him but he’s the head vampire.
Wonder where Star is. The cave needs to be cleaned. It smells like someone died.

 

Wednesday

 

Feeling: lazy.

 

Slept all day. Haven’t re-filled the bottle yet. Gonna ask Paul to do it.
Star tried to wash my long coat and failed. It’s still bloody dirt but now it’s way too small for me.
Will have to borrow Marko’s colorful vest.
Stupid girl.

 

Won the race against Michael but he punched me in the face.
One tooth broken. Not easy to speak clearly now.
Stupid human.

 

Thursday

 

Feeling: ridiculous.

 

Turning went bad yesterday. Paul’s blood doesn’t seem to have the same effect than mine. Michael’s weirdly behaving since he drank from the bottle. He’s acting as if he was attracted to me. He gives me lots of winks. Thought first that it was for Star but she is out.

 

It makes me conclude that I look ridiculous in Marko’s clothes.

 

Stupid boys.

 

Friday

 

Feeling: disgusted.

 

Michael did not appreciate the mind trick I played with food.

I observed a strange phenomenon: Chinese food is delicious in the evening, less tasty during the night and completely awful in the morning.

 

Discovery n°1: You get easily nauseous by always eating the same thing.
Discovery n°2: You get easily nauseous by playing mind tricks with food.

 

Should reconsider the way I eat.

 

Saturday

 

Feeling: gay.

 

Drank from the bottle too. Did not realize it wasn’t my blood. Had a nightmare during the day. Dreamed I was gay. Dreamed I was kissing Michael.

Paul’s blood is definitely not good.

 

Feel too tight in Marko’s vest, maybe I should try Dwayne’s.

 

PS : Marko was killed.

 

Sunday

 

Feeling: dead.

 

Went to Grandpa’s house to bring Star and the kid back home. Dunno why!
Fought Michael. He refused to be one of us and tried to kiss me.
This guy has got such a stinky breath. Couldn’t breathe, let him win.

 

Get killed by Michael.
Stupid antlers

 

PS : Paul and Dwayne are dead too.

 

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